Mother: All the gnomes are gone
Mother (seeing me): Oh, there’s one, we wondered what a gnome would look like
Kids look at me.
Me: Hello
Kids eyes open *very* wide.
Mother: All the gnomes are gone
Mother (seeing me): Oh, there’s one, we wondered what a gnome would look like
Kids look at me.
Me: Hello
Kids eyes open *very* wide.
I don’t believe it
How did she know you were a gnome?